The Ultimate Expensive Watch
Cockroach farm populated by robot cockroaches in
all the colors of the rainbow. Set with 25 pentagon-cut
natural chartreuse diamonds with smiley faces drawn
on them in violet ink. The hands are delicately carved
codfish bones. A tiny window at the bottom shows the
current date in the Tonal Calendar.
Frangipanni-scented white shirt cardboard,
inlaid with mother-of-pearl suspender buttons.
23-piece platinum-iridium-pewter alloy, assembled
in Patagonia by selected lemurs.
Guaranteed to lose time if you jostle it,
swing it back and forth, sit on it, sneeze on it,
or expose it to heat, cold, moisture, or light.
Georges Tickerman S.A.,